Wednesday, May 14, 2008

and now for the gentlemen...

First let me say that you guys are so great. You are such a blessing to each of the girls and we love you lots! Thanks for treating us with respect and caring for us like princesses... and making us laugh...duhggers!

1.) tied bandannas around head. climbs everything he can get his feet on. needs to find one girl who doesn't think he's asexual. carries out his crazy ideas. wise. respected. abnormally long arms. often goes days without showering. after several months of competition, he won most in shape over his good friend. discovery channel: sunrise earth. cliff jumper.

2.) recently purchases some designer jeans and is worried when they drag the ground. claps his hands when excited. never a normal face in a picture. uncle of baby hank. often screams "girlfriend!" or "i love caitlin!" once ate his own poop. once pooped his pants on campus. rubs neck when uncomfortable. needs attention. hilarious. actor. likes to practice his spanish.

3.) can't control himself when he has a breakable object in hand... so he breaks it. loud noises. can't adlib but hilarious entertainer. forgets to think before he speaks. crosses the line with a running leap. dreams of going to africa. screams "ah! my back!" or "oh ditty!" deliberately does things to make people mad... but let's be honest it's funny when it's not you. speaks truth. journaler and strong thinker.

4.) owns everything made by jon hart. sassy pants. drives everyone everywhere in the big nig. generous. king of uvalde. knows no history. in a world of his own. gets what he wants. "chicasadonyer and ssk ssk" good at knowing what annoys people. nickname for everyone. besties with everyone. LOST watcher. loves every apple product.

5.) slowly increasing the designer jean count and wears them tighter that some girls. musician. competitive and you can see that competitive look in his eyes. currently tied with colin wood for dating the most girl young life leaders. Chelsea FC. snowboard/wakeboard. "degenerate" hates flip flops. hat always backwards.

6.) rocks the house at anderson high school. sideways hat. tiny, neon backpacks. business man. nerdy. lacrosse lover. humble. jumps a lot. master at young life skits. puts his heart into everything. nods head forcefully when he agrees with what you are saying. pursues people... girls... one girl.

7.) fat caddy records... which means he recently purchased designer jeans and converse all stars. sarcastic. die hard spurs fan and isn't afraid to talk trash. racist jokes. people often get frustrated with blunt, truthful comments. this is going to give it away but... everyone always says "ohhhh matt adams"


answers:
1.) porter
2.) brett
3.) jake
4.) hipp
5.) odem
6.) will todd
7.) matt adams

2 comments:

c.compo said...

duhhhhhggers...i got them all right after reading the 1st sentence of each one haha

Paige Newton said...

yessss. i got all of them minus jake.

and i died laughing about what you said about odem and colin being tied for dating the most YL ladies.

hilarrrrious.